Rory | 18 | trans | he/him
Today has been a great day for Todd Howard on Wikipedia!
Happy Birthday Todd Coward!The entire “Two Trucks” song was actually posted at one point and that was it for his entire Wikipedia page
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HEY TUMBLK
your wish is my command…
He Is Here
yes, for you..
he Has Arrived…
yes! a bold request..
Frosty….Stealth
BUT OF COURSE DARLING….
There she Is….fashionably late As Always
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did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there
ok so you know how the change my mind meme is made a by a racist transphobe ? heres a new version for us all
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this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college
mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”
me at god
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thecommunityoftrustworthysinks:
in infinity war i need thor to have no idea who peter is but he doesn’t ask, he just sees him using his tech and talking about designing something and interacting with tony, and at some point during the movie thor says to tony, “you should be proud of your son”
and tony’s like, “my what now”
”your son. peter?”
”…he’s not- you thought he was my sON?”
and thor gets like awkwardly defensive and goes “well…you know he has the…the electronics…”
#and if like three other people think so too #and tony goes RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THOUGHT HE WAS MY SON #and he’s hyperventilating a little #and like at least two people who should know better raise their hands #and rhodey’s one of them #shrugs I THOUGHT YOU WERE KEEPING THIS ON THE DL #and then tony realizes peter ALSO raised his hand (via @ifeelbetterer)
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power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you
when I was working in a nursing home one little old lady would say “that’s unholy” every time something mildly inconvenienced her
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me, gay: [about a car] so like what… flavor is it.. what.. brand? kind?
other person, slightly weirded out but taking it in stride: oh it’s a ford falconwing xx you know :) v36 engine and all that
me, visibly shaking, tears brimming my eyes, having no damn clue what they’re saying: [strained, slightly choked up] what color
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